Dating can be an intimidating and nerve wracking thing, so when a friend of mine said she was setting me up on a blind date, I was somewhat excited. If nothing else it was a chance to meet someone new and outside my network. Besides, how bad could it be? We were two adults, if it didn't work out, there would be no reason why we couldn't enjoy each others company for the evening.
After reviewing a photo of an attractive man I agreed to the experiment and grew excited about the prospect of meeting him. He was an objectively handsome guy with a Masters degree and a successful career.
We met at a bar and grill. He seemed nice enough. We started out with small talk and the customary niceties.
Not a half hour into the date, he leaned close to me and said, "You have very nice lips."
Huh. That seemed like a nice compliment. I might have blushed slightly as my brain processed the information. Before I could even form the words to thank him, he continued to speak.
"I bet they would look great around my c*@#k!"
I suppose it wasn't a total loss. At least I got a story out of it.
SMH Someone either watch way to many pornos or they are that ballsy
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking: overly confident and self entitled.
DeleteWord... the ego on that one must be massive lol. But like you said at least you got a story out of it ;-)
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